roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via dayinthelifeofchris)
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
(Source: thelostie, via stephizard)
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
yep
(via stephizard)
(Source: not-breathing-anymore, via carpemydick)
my life in a stock photo
(Source: healthypenis, via f4keplastictrees)
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4, via stephizard)
(Source: spaceballs-the-url, via stephizard)
So there’s this boy I know…I like him
kay that’s it.
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
(Source: oncebarrowmans, via i-love-it-but-i-hate-the-taste)
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
(via rubberbabybuggybumper)
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“high school is the best four years of your lif-“
yeah jesus.
high school goes for five years what kind of education system are you running.
the American kind
who the fuck has high school for five fucking years
People not in America obviously
(via rubberbabybuggybumper)
I love this.
(Source: legatoofchaos)